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Our long-standing relationships with UPS FedEx DHL and other international carriers lets us offer various shipping options. Our warehouse personnel are well trained and will be able to pack the goods according to the exact and precise specifications. The goods you send us are checked thoroughly and securely secured prior to shipment. Everyday we deliver thousands of packages to customers across many countries. The fact that we're committed to becoming the biggest online retailer in the World is clear. The warehouses and centers of distribution are in Europe and the USA.
It is important to note that orders with more than one item will be subject to a processing period that is based to the specific item.
Prior to shipping Our team will conduct an extensive inspection of the items you purchased. The majority of orders today are shipped in 48 hours. The delivery time is between 3-7 days.
Returns
Due to multiple entities which include the factory as well as the warehouse, we're unable to completely manage our stock. Stock levels can fluctuate at any given time. It is possible that inventory could run out once your order has been processed.
Our policy is valid for 30 days. We are unable to return or exchange your purchase when it's been 30 days since you purchased it.
The item you purchase must be in its original packaging and be unused. The item must be in its original packaging.
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